- Friend: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
- Me: Drunk and emotionally unstable.
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
I reblog this every time, just for the last one
I’ve seen this before but it’s still hilarious.
ohdeargods. I’m dying over here. Dying.
Thank god, I was worried about the soul of my pet rock!
“I want to live ‘til I die. No more, no less.” —Eddie Izzard (via hairpartedliketheredsea)
“You (Americans) say Erbs and we (British peoples) say Herbs because there’s a fucking ‘H’ in it.” —Eddie Izzard (via sowickedlylovely)